"A tripleheader, donkey-style"

My former hometown is just bursting with quality entertainment options...

From the Muncie StarPress:

Donkey basketball comes to Fieldhouse

MUNCIE -- A tripleheader, donkey-style, will take place tonight at Muncie Fieldhouse.

A donkey basketball fundraiser will pit the Central boys' basketball team against the Central girls' basketball team, followed by a second game between the Central coaches and the Central faculty. A championship game will include local celebrities.

"A tripleheader, donkey-style?" Hmm... That doesn't sound like something to take the family to. I'm thinking that there may have been a better way to phrase that...